It’s Eurovision again, and it’s as chaotic and delightfully absurd as ever. Here’s my rankings from worst to best, from questionable performances to unforgettable hits for you:
At rock bottom, Armenia’s PARG dazzled with a treadmill-infused disaster, while Finland’s Erika Vikman turned heads—and blushed cheeks—with her unabashedly explicit “Ich Komme.” Sweden’s Finnish import KAJ charmed everyone with their sauna-loving tune, and Austria’s JJ delivered an operatic masterpiece. “Zjerm” by Albania’s Shkodra Elektronike stole hearts with its haunting beauty and striking performance.
It’s still the most bizarrely brilliant music celebration on earth, love it or hate it.
